REAL NAME: Joe OCCUPATION: Video store clerk. CITIZENSHIP: The World PLACE OF BIRTH: Unknown KNOWN RELATIVES: Mother and three-hundred brothers GROUP AFFILIATION: None EDUCATION: High school graduate. Joe has had a rough few months. Not only has his girlfriend Darlene dumped him but now he and his friends are under siege by invading aliens. Joe’s long term goal is to help stop the alien menace and maybe find that special someone. | 
